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Mirror, mirror on the wall,

      Do you have to tell it all?



Where do you get the glaring right

      To make my clothes look just too tight?



I think I'm fine but I can see

      you won't co-operate with me;



The way you let the shadows play,

      You'd think my hair was getting grey



What's that, you say? A double chin?

      No, that's the way the light comes in;



If you persist in peering so,

      You'll confiscate my facial glow,



And then if you're not hanging straight,

      You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;



I'm really quite upset with you,

      For giving this distorted view;



I hate you being smug and wise...

      O, look what's happened to my thighs!



I warn you now, O mirrored wall,

      Since we're not on speaking terms at all,



If I look like this in my new jeans,

      You'll find yourself in smithereens!!

Exactly!  My jeans don't look the way they used to BC (Before Children) and it's all the mirror's fault!

Too cute and too true!



Thanks.

Chris68

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!! Whew!  I thought it was me!!!  



I have been meaning to get a new mirror.....    



tlc

Dang, must be a mirror conspiracy! Mine is doing the same thing.