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Title: Quirks About Life That You Notice By The Time You Turn Fifty...
Post by: jahdra on January 08, 2002, 11:11:20 pm
- Most people deserve each other.
- All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
- The one who snores will fall asleep first.
- The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
- If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
- Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.





Title: Re: Quirks About Life That You Notice By The Time You Turn Fifty...
Post by: mathwhizchick on January 11, 2002, 09:44:27 pm
Good ones!

also--
What goes around comes around.
Everything is related to everything.
:)