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Title: Fun with Names
Post by: dedlered on October 31, 2002, 04:24:58 pm
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Release your inner
child.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:


A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = joliper
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snerkel
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezie
W = waliford
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa-zsa.


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


A = doodah
B = tata
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = baggio
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie  
J = monkey
K = petunia
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino  
O = bubble
P = taco
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken  
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = tinker  

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:


A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = fuzz
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants      
H = shorts
I = lips
J = hiccups
K = butt  
L = brain  
M = tushie
N = chunks  
O = honey
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdink
Y = brains
Z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

Remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!


Dorkey Bubblesniffer
Deskdemon Staff



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: aberdeensecretaries on October 31, 2002, 04:40:15 pm
Oh my .........

Pinky Doodah-Sniffer

  www.Aberdeen-Secretaries.co.uk  

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Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: donnap99 on October 31, 2002, 05:05:18 pm
Zippy Girdlebuns here!  (Think I should order business cards?)

DonnaP99



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: mathwhizchick on October 31, 2002, 05:08:21 pm
Dinky Giggle Sprinkles reporting in....
:)



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: ControlledChaos on October 31, 2002, 05:33:36 pm
Happy Halloween from Booger Rhino-Buns



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: hgray on October 31, 2002, 05:36:38 pm
Booger Gizzard-Brains signing in!!!!!



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: chris68 on October 31, 2002, 05:46:37 pm
Loopy Chicken Honey checking in here.  Just call me Loopy tho.

Chris68
Deskdemon Forum Board Staff


Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: blufire21 on October 31, 2002, 05:50:15 pm
Booger Gorilla-Fuzz signing in.



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: jadegrniiz on October 31, 2002, 06:04:42 pm
hehe

Loopy Bubble Tush here!


Jadegrniiz
Deskdemon Forum Board Staff


Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: andream on October 31, 2002, 06:06:16 pm
Gidget Giggle Lips.....

Oh YEAH I'm getting business card absolutely!

Andrea



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: Jackie G on October 31, 2002, 11:22:33 pm
Buttercup Lizardchunks.  I like the first bit, not sure about the last one though!!!

Some of you definitely need biz cards for those names!  LOL

Jackie
www.iqps.org
DeskDemon Forum Board Staff


Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: jari on November 01, 2002, 09:43:44 am
Wahey I'm Zippy Cootie-Shorts.  Zippy was my favourite kids TV character (remember Rainbow!) so that kinda fits!

Better dash and put in a report for my boss Miss Snerkel Doodah-Brain!



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: patphi on November 01, 2002, 01:34:17 pm
Hello from Tulefel WaffleBrain.  Not sure how to pronounce my new first name.  Just call me Tullie for short.

Pat in Orlando.



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: raindance on November 02, 2002, 01:56:55 pm
Oh my goodness ... Zippy Doodah-Head  checking in.

The guy sitting next to me in this cybercafe must think I am deranged.  He's just moved to another 'puter.  

Raindance



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: lioness on November 05, 2002, 07:57:04 pm
Agent Zippy GizzardFanny reporting in.

Lioness, Queen of the Jungle


Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: execsec on November 05, 2002, 08:47:39 pm
Zippy Bubblefuzz signing in here.



Title: Re: Fun with Names
Post by: cocookie on November 06, 2002, 08:15:01 am
Loopy Bubble-buns.  I think it has a definite "ring" to it!