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General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: Judy Loux on May 09, 2011, 09:19:03 pm



Title: Texting for Seniors
Post by: Judy Loux on May 09, 2011, 09:19:03 pm
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be
a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you....



ATD: At The Doctor's


BFF: Best Friend Fell


BTW: Bring The Wheelchair


BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth


CBM: Covered By Medicare


CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center


DWI: Driving While Incontinent


FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers


FWIW: Forgot Where I Was


FYI: Found Your Insulin


GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!


GHA: Got Heartburn Again


HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement


IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?


LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out


LOL: Living On Lipitor


LWO: Lawrence Welk's On


OMMR: On My Massage Recliner


OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.


ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up


SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop


TTYL: Talk To You Louder


WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?


WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again


WTP: Where's The Prunes?


WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again


GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
 

Ddiva ;D


Title: Re: Texting for Seniors
Post by: gee4 on May 10, 2011, 07:50:54 am
I can relate to this...my mum makes up her own abbreviations for texting!  :)