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Title: UK joke for Andrea Post by: radaro on October 03, 2001, 08:04:04 am Our radio station was doing "why did the (blank) cross the road?" type jokes this morning and one of the callers had this one:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate. (Okay, I thought it was cute) Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: countrigal on October 03, 2001, 08:08:03 am Guess I'm in dire need of the laughs because I thought this was cute too! I like it! I like it! (hint of Mikey, from Life cereal) Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: bethalize on October 03, 2001, 11:04:22 am Cover your ears if you're squeamish
(((I know that punchline as "to show he had guts".))) Okay, you can come out now. Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: radaro on October 03, 2001, 11:29:53 am HeeHee! Shouldn't that be cover your eyes if your squeamish?
It's a little crude but how about: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield? His @**hole Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: mathwhizchick on October 03, 2001, 02:01:40 pm Radar, that one was old when my granny was a lass, but I'm still over here buried in my piles of paper giggling uncontrollably....
oh well, at least it's mid-week. Thanks for the boost. Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: countrigal on October 03, 2001, 03:29:48 pm How about the country song... forget which female sang it... Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug....
Seems so fitting to my life. Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: chris68 on October 03, 2001, 05:12:52 pm CG,
Your CM fan to the rescue here, it was Mary Chapin Carpenter, and your right very fitting Chris68 Title: Re: UK joke for Andrea Post by: countrigal on October 04, 2001, 08:12:18 am Thanks Chris... I was hoping you'd know who I meant.
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