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General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: gee4 on October 06, 2011, 02:48:37 pm



Title: Weather
Post by: gee4 on October 06, 2011, 02:48:37 pm
It’s blowing a gale in Ireland
It’s sunny on south coast shores
You wouldn’t believe the puddles
Outside my front door

Some of us have boots on
Some are still in shorts
Is it time to put the heat on?
No, it’s way too warm!

Umbrellas at the ready
Sun cream in our bags
What is this mix of weather?
We are facing in our lives

It’s already dark each morning
I have trouble don’t you see
Putting make-up on at 7am
Isn’t ideal for me

Guessing what to wear
Every single day
Becomes a horrible nightmare
When forecasts go astray

And so my friends it’s true
We must be prepared
Never trust a weatherman
Or anything you’ve heard

Carry a coat and brolly
With you at all times
Keep yourself protected
For these unexpected climes