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Title: Human Resources
Post by: radaro on August 17, 2001, 08:18:31 am
Subject: Human Resources



Dear Hiring Manager,



Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department at this time. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.



With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.



Despite your companies' outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.



Sincerely,

Interviewee


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: curioust on August 17, 2001, 08:48:29 am
Had one too many rejections lately?  



Just remember. . . We at TAA still love you.  We also know that you CAN do this!!!!    



Keep your chin up!    


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: countrigal on August 17, 2001, 09:02:43 am
Radar, I like this!  An innovative way of looking at things, huh?!


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: radaro on August 17, 2001, 09:52:26 am
The really scary thing is that in 9 minutes I have a meeting with the VP of HR regarding my move the that department.  Nothing is carved in stone yet (or for that matter - written on paper) can they take their offer back?



Trying not to get caught in the fact/meaning thing!


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: chris68 on August 17, 2001, 10:49:42 am
Ooh, good luck RadarO, please tell us how things go!



Chris68


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: countrigal on August 17, 2001, 11:16:23 am
Good Luck Radar!  I'll keep fingers crossed for you!


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: ocblnd on August 17, 2001, 01:52:16 pm
This is priceless....the best laugh I have had today.....    



It must be a Friday........  8)   8)



TGIF........    



               


Title: Re: Human Resources
Post by: radaro on August 17, 2001, 01:56:48 pm
Thanks for your good wishes.  They didn't take their offer back since they claim they never made the offer in the first place.  (Damn, wish I wore a wire to the first meeting!)



Well, got my resume in for the position anyway and will just have to wait for nature/HR to take its course.