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Title: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Post by: Judy Loux on August 16, 2001, 02:21:35 pm
...A little risque but I washed my monitor when I read it.  Please excuse



   I cannot see

   I cannot pee

   I cannot chew

   I cannot screw

   Oh My God What can I do?



   My memory shrinks

   My hearing stinks

   No sense of smell

   I look like hell

   My mood is bad--can you tell?



   My body's drooping

   Have trouble pooping

   The Golden Years have come at last

   The Golden Years can kiss my ass.



DDiva


Title: Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Post by: dragonladybug on August 17, 2001, 08:56:48 am
       



Loved it!