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Title: Questions to Ponder Post by: tlc2559 on December 07, 2000, 05:37:22 pm >If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
>Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? >What do chickens think we taste like? >What do people in China call their good plates? >What do you call a male ladybug? >What hair color do they put on the driver's licens of a bald man? >When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? >Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? >Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? >Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? >Why are there interstates in Hawaii? >Why are there flotation devices in the seat of planes instead of parachutes? >Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? >Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? >How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? >If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? >Why is a bra singular and panties plural? >If a firefighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? >If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? >If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn on your lights, what happens? >Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? >Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? >What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Title: Re: Questions to Ponder Post by: northcarolina on December 07, 2000, 05:47:01 pm nc Title: Oh, man! Post by: Katie G on December 08, 2000, 10:10:10 am Now I have a headache!
Did Title: Oh, man! Post by: chris68 on December 08, 2000, 12:45:29 pm Needed a good laugh. Chris68 Title: Re: Oh, man! Post by: yankeestarbuck on December 08, 2000, 02:00:00 pm I've read most of those before and I still laughed.
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