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Title: Bosses Day Cards..by Dilbert Post by: countrigal on October 17, 2000, 12:29:37 am A caring friend sent these to me and I thought I'd share... For those bosses that nothing else fits.
From: The Dilbert.Com Short List (www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/lotd/) (Highlights from the Dilbert.com List of the Day) Top 20 Greeting Cards You'd Like to Send for Boss's Day 1. Get Smart Soon - Anonymous 2. Roses are red, violets are blue. When the @#^$% do I get last year's review? - Far behind the cost of living 3. I thought I'd send you candy or maybe some roses/Instead I've got the negatives of you in embarrassing poses! (I get my raise WHEN?) - Miltonburro-bert 4. I just want to let you know how much I appreciate you. But I really need the job. - Hmm 5. Happy Boss's day! You've won a one way trip to Siberia for the Really Interesting Technology Show. - And don't come back 6. Roses are red, violets are blue. We know what WE'RE doing, wish you had a clue. - Outaherebert 7. Perjury was oh so fun. Your lies were just the tops! I hope you do enjoy the run -- from California cops! - Anonymously Mailed the Proof Yesterday - Bert 8. To become rich turn over. On other side: To become rich turn over. - Busy for hours 9. Roses are red, Violets are blue, this place would be better, if it didn't have you. - Bertfellow 10. Spring hath sprung/The grass has riz/ I wonder where my raises is. - Poet-bert 11. FALSE: Thanks for being there when we needed you. - doctor 12. Roses are red, violets are black./ Please take the job offer/ and do not come back. - Dorothy_but_not_from_Kansas 13. The CEO promoted me, For my lucrative stock tip. I'm now your boss. Here's your pink slip. - Birbert 14. Roses are red, violets are blue, let me put that in a spreadsheet for you. - Web Guy 15. One that says, "Thanks for being such a great boss. We appreciate your caring and common sense." Wouldn't it be great if I could legitimately send a card like that? - As if 16. Roses are red, violets are blue, one of us is a moron, and I think it's you. - Benbert 17. Your incessant buzzwords, I never will miss. I'm giving my notice. Synergize *this.* - Birdbert 18. Sorry about your loss. - I quit! 19. We decided the entire department should band together and do something extravagant to celebrate your administrative talents...WE QUIT! - Drone 20. None. Every day is boss's day. - CrabCakes Title: Re: Bosses Day Cards..by Dilbert Post by: taylor on October 04, 2011, 07:37:21 am It's really cool stuff.I am unbeatable for fun, we appreciate your good article from my heart deep!
cute quotes (http://www.mazapoint.com/category/cute-quotes) good quotes (http://www.mazapoint.com/category/good-quotes) Title: Re: Bosses Day Cards..by Dilbert Post by: gee4 on October 04, 2011, 07:54:58 am Brilliant! Shared this with my team. Told them NOT to send any of it to boss on his retirement! :D
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