Title: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: donnap99 on May 10, 2002, 08:33:02 pm
The post on eschew made me think of my favorite bumper sticker...
"YOU! Outta the gene pool!"
DonnaP99
"YOU! Outta the gene pool!"
DonnaP99
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: countrigal on May 10, 2002, 08:56:52 pm
Beware! Woman driver, Armed! (with a picture of lipstick and a handgun)...
Quickly followed by: Protected by Smith and Wesson
CountriGal
Deskdemon Editorial Board Member
Quickly followed by: Protected by Smith and Wesson
CountriGal
Deskdemon Editorial Board Member
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: mlm668 on May 10, 2002, 10:48:33 pm
I must be warped. My favorite is the one that says "My kid beat up your Honor Roll Student".
I'm very proud of my children when they make honor roll, but I'm not one to sing their praises to the world. I don't care what the world thinks, what matters is that they know they did well and feel good about it.
Michelle
I'm very proud of my children when they make honor roll, but I'm not one to sing their praises to the world. I don't care what the world thinks, what matters is that they know they did well and feel good about it.
Michelle
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: blufire21 on May 13, 2002, 02:29:09 pm
My favorite was "The ratio of hand guns to citizens in TX 3 to 1" underneath that was a hand made sticker that said " If you can read the above, then you're drive'n 2 close". Needless to say my husband (who loves to tail gate) immediately backed off after I read that one out loud.
Ellen (I wonder who gets to sit on a mountain and make these up) in TX
Ellen (I wonder who gets to sit on a mountain and make these up) in TX
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: ozbound on May 13, 2002, 05:11:34 pm
You know those "fish" people have on their cars--the original was the Christian "IXOYE" fish and that spawned a sort of "battle of the fishes"--Darwin/evolve, Jesus ate Darwin, Darwin ate Jesus, my fish beat up your fish--it's getting a bit ridiculous, really. So it cracked me up one day when I saw one that said "'N' Chips" in it! 
If I knew where to find one of those, I would have one myself.
If I knew where to find one of those, I would have one myself.Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: Katie G on May 14, 2002, 02:27:19 pm
Too many clowns, not enough circuses.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: mathwhizchick on May 14, 2002, 05:37:47 pm
Not really a bumper sticker (yet, anyway), but funny nonetheless:
"Sometimes we lose sight of life’s little pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and smack the idiot upside the head."
:)
"Sometimes we lose sight of life’s little pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and smack the idiot upside the head."
:)
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: blufire21 on May 14, 2002, 06:30:25 pm
I actually have this taped on my office door. Hanging of the doorknob is a helmet and the words "Enter at your own risk"
Ellen (I've smacked someone so hard I've actually broken my hand) in TX
PS. It was my DH I smacked.
Ellen (I've smacked someone so hard I've actually broken my hand) in TX
PS. It was my DH I smacked.
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: dragonladybug on May 14, 2002, 07:11:35 pm
My favorite is "It's a damn shame stupidity isn't painful".
My husband's fav for years has been "I Love Cats - they taste just like chicken".
DLB / Debra
My husband's fav for years has been "I Love Cats - they taste just like chicken".
DLB / Debra
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: etietjen on May 15, 2002, 02:59:05 pm
one of my favorites is:
My other car is a broom
My other car is a broom
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: Katie G on May 16, 2002, 02:45:25 pm
It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a small poster being sold at the Pennsylvania Rennaissance Faire: It showed a dragon leaning against a tree with pieces of armor scattered around him and picking his teeth with a lance. The caption was "Sometimes the dragon wins!"
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: bethanial on May 16, 2002, 05:47:30 pm
That reminds me of another dragon-related bumper sticker:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with catsup.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with catsup.
Deskdemon Forum Board Staff
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: countrigal on May 16, 2002, 07:09:12 pm
I like those... Wonder where I can come up with one? 
The only stickers of any kind to be put on a vehicle that I drive are the two on the back window of my explorer, which simply read: Cowgirl Up.
For me, that says it all and I love them (and my hubby for getting them for me). But I see bumper stickers all the time that are just too perfect not to at least wish for.
CountriGal
Deskdemon Editorial Board Member
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: cascholzen on May 17, 2002, 07:40:33 pm
"Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"
Earth is full. Go Home.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Earth is full. Go Home.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Title: Re: What's your fav bumper sticker?
Post by: andream on May 17, 2002, 07:46:34 pm
ohhh Flying Monkeys! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Im putting that one on my wall riiiiiight now! Thanks for sharing!