Title: Friday Groaner
Post by: kjorg on August 12, 2005, 12:12:35 am
Couldn't resist posting this....
A guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He sat like that for half-an-hour, never moving, just staring at the glass. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and gulps it down.
When the man just stares and starts crying, the truck driver says: "Hey, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell back to sleep after I shut my alarm off and got to my office very late. My boss was really angry and fired me. When I left the building to drive home, I discovered my new car had been stolen. Then the police told me it's probably already chopped up and there's nothing they can do. So I get a cab to return home, and when get out, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab driver just sped away before I could say anything. So I go in the house and find my wife in bed with the gardener. That's when I came to this bar. And I had just made up my mind to end my life when you show up and drink my poison..."
Have a good Friday everyone!
A guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He sat like that for half-an-hour, never moving, just staring at the glass. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and gulps it down.
When the man just stares and starts crying, the truck driver says: "Hey, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell back to sleep after I shut my alarm off and got to my office very late. My boss was really angry and fired me. When I left the building to drive home, I discovered my new car had been stolen. Then the police told me it's probably already chopped up and there's nothing they can do. So I get a cab to return home, and when get out, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab driver just sped away before I could say anything. So I go in the house and find my wife in bed with the gardener. That's when I came to this bar. And I had just made up my mind to end my life when you show up and drink my poison..."
Have a good Friday everyone!
Title: Re: Friday Groaner
Post by: geminigirl on August 12, 2005, 10:05:28 am
And don't we all have days like that!!!
Nice one!
Nice one!
Title: Re: Friday Groaner
Post by: diamondlady on August 12, 2005, 04:43:23 pm
Absolutley! Great post. Enjoyed the Friday Groaner! 
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Title: Re: Friday Groaner
Post by: countrigal on August 12, 2005, 08:53:06 pm
Goodness, that was my day earlier this week... and last week, and the week before.
Thanks for sharing this. Great for a Friday pick-me-up.
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Thanks for sharing this. Great for a Friday pick-me-up.
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