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Title: It's Sooo Cold
Post by: gee4 on May 26, 2009, 02:16:51 pm
My hands are so cold
My skin is so blue
My head is frozen
Just like an igloo

It's warmer outside
Than it is at my desk
How much more
Of this can I take?

Today is the worst
It has been all week
My tongue is so numb
I can hardly speak

The cold air it blows
Right into my face
I’m going to need goggles
And muffs for my ears

My neck is so stiff
My shoulder too
Short of wearing woollens
Not a lot I can do

A hot drink would be nice
A coffee or tea
But rules they is rules
And so 'tis my plea

Please turn off the fans
And turn up the heat
Else I'm going to die
Alone in my seat!

Edited by msmarieh on 27/05/09 08:49 PM.



Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: Dusty * on May 26, 2009, 02:30:11 pm
I was wondering where you were Gee, obviously busy composing!



Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: gee4 on May 26, 2009, 02:31:14 pm
Grr, losing the will to survive!!



Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: matg on May 26, 2009, 04:17:06 pm
Still no progress with this gee4?

Matt Griffin MIPA
Wales Regional Coordinator
Institute of Professional Administrators (IPA)


Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: gee4 on May 26, 2009, 04:19:08 pm
Are you kidding?!  Nothing has changed.

I mean we do have a laugh about it sometimes.  Someone suggested trying to source caffeine patches instead of nicotine ones etc.

But it's not pleasant being frozen all day....brrr!


Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: JessW on May 27, 2009, 01:38:09 pm
How about those gel pads you can get to put in your pockets, or electric thermal socks?

Don't forget the Kendall Mint Cake (my favourite is the chocolate coated variety!)

Jess



Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: gee4 on May 27, 2009, 01:47:39 pm
Mmm one on each ear Jess?!  (the themal socks that is!)


Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: Chatham Lady on May 27, 2009, 02:23:50 pm
In a shop close to work they are selling heated massage chairs...might not warm you up but may help you feel better...wish I could send you one!



Title: Re: It’s Sooo Cold
Post by: gee4 on May 27, 2009, 02:25:02 pm
Ooh that sounds like heaven....along with the Maltesers!!