Fairies

[lems]

A fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish".

"I want to travel around the world wtih my dearest husband" said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic wand and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn.  He thought for a moment and said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime.  So ... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".  The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish is a wish.

The fairy made a circle with her magic wand and ... abracadabra! ...

Suddenly the husband is 90 years old.

Men might be b*astards.

But Fairies are ............................ Female!!!!

[andream]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! you made me snort coffee thru my nose,, doggone it, I thought I had learned by now not to read this forum whilst drinking coffee!

Andrea

[countrigal]

LOL  I love it!  and isn't that just about right?

CountriGal
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[chris68]

So true!  Thanks for the much needed laugh.  And Andrea, I have learned NOT to drink anything while reading in this forum.  Great way to start a Monday with a laugh!

Chris68
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[Jackie G]

Good one, lems.

Jackie
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[peana]

LOL ...

... but what about the poor wife having to go on holiday with a 90-year old!!!