UK joke for Andrea

[radaro]

Our radio station was doing "why did the (blank) cross the road?" type jokes this morning and one of the callers had this one:



Why did the hedgehog cross the road?



To see his flat mate.  



(Okay, I thought it was cute)

[countrigal]

 



Guess I'm in dire need of the laughs because I thought this was cute too!    I like it! I like it!  (hint of Mikey, from Life cereal)

[bethalize]

Cover your ears if you're squeamish



(((I know that punchline as "to show he had guts".)))



Okay, you can come out now.

[radaro]

HeeHee!  Shouldn't that be cover your eyes if your squeamish?  



It's a little crude but how about:



What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield?



His @**hole

[mathwhizchick]

Radar, that one was old when my granny was a lass, but I'm still over here buried in my piles of paper giggling uncontrollably....



oh well, at least it's mid-week.  Thanks for the boost.

 

[countrigal]

How about the country song... forget which female sang it... Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug....



Seems so fitting to my life.



 

[chris68]

CG,



Your CM fan to the rescue here, it was Mary Chapin Carpenter, and your right very fitting  



Chris68

[countrigal]

Thanks Chris... I was hoping you'd know who I meant.