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[bethanial]

I'm out of bed and dressed -- what more do you want?  is very applicable to me this morning.  I don't know why, but I am utterly exhausted.  Went to sleep at 7:30 last night, got up at 5:30 this morning, and I feel like I could've slept in at least 3 or 4 more hours.  (And this is just gonna get WORSE when the baby gets here?!?)

[tlc2559]

These aren't bumper stickers, but T-shirts....



My son just bought one that says:



"I hear voices and they don't like you."



and I just made one for myself that says:



"What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about??"  



Bethanial - hang in there....your body is changing BIG TIME right now and it WILL get better....you'll still be tired, but most likely not EXHAUSTED all the time.



tlc in TN

[radaro]

I am laughing so hard people are beginning to stare.  These are totally hillarious!!!



Here is a really "high brow" one from my first year psychology prof:

Eschew obfucation



I have seen the following t-shirt:



I'm the person your mother warned you about, and

Runs with scissors

[dragonladybug]

My favorite of all time is:



My parents said I could be anything I wanted - so I decided to be an A**hole!



     

[laundryhater]

My husband has a T-shirt that reads:



I used to be schizophrenic but we're okay now.

[bethanial]

My sister has a t-shirt that reads:



Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!!!



(Should we get that one for Andrea, queen of forum board typos?)