The worst typo I have ever done was typing 'bum cream' instead of 'burn cream'.  Lets just say the whole office was in hysterics (thankfully it was proofed before being sent out!)

Me too - except I don't have a dog to go home to!

I feel sorry for my car though - it is probably dying for a long drive!!!

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.  Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I couldn't possibly function properly without having a  cup of tea first.  If I arrive at work and there is no milk or tea bags - I'm on STRIKE!

Tidy desk.  I always make sure my filing is up to date (must mean I don't have enough work to do!)

A big chunky desk diary!  As far as I am aware everyone uses Outlook to organise their diary dates!!

Edited by boober on 13/03/06 03:18 PM.

I prefer using black instead of blue.  

My Boss!

I live in the UK and feel that if I can make light of the situation then others should too!

Removed as this is a sensitive topic.

Please think about world events when posting jokes, and remember also that we have a worldwide readership here on DeskDemon.

Edited by jackie on 08/08/05 01:34 PM.

Internet and email ;-)

I have to say that I am neither a morning or night person.  To be honest I'd be happier to stay in bed all day!!

When I need to print off something that's not important I try to re-use scrap paper whenever I can.