Message #32954

[radaro]

This one is an old one and it hits below the belt!

Bill Gates is at a big party where he runs into Hugh Grant.  (This is shortly after the time that Hugh had literally been caught with his pants down with a prostitute, Divine Brown).  Bill and Hugh spend quite a while chatting.   Finally, Bill gets around to the one question he has been dying to ask Hugh all night.  He wants Divine Brown's phone number.

At first Hugh is reluctant to give out the information but after Bill begs and pleads, Hugh gives out Divine's phone number.

Well, Bill sets up a "date" with Divine.  They get together in a hotel room and spend the night together.  When they get up in the morning Bill says, "Wow, Divine that was the best night of sex I ever had.  Now I know why they call you "divine".

To which Divine responds, "And now I know why they call you "Microsoft".