Almost had an accident myself when I read about not being able to pee without you.  OMG!  



I HATE the talking-to-you-while-you're-on-the-phone-thing.  It's just as rude an interruption as if the person was standing at your desk instead of being on the phone.



I have a small desk area for a lot of paperwork, and I work very hard at keeping it organized.  I have an In-basket CLEARLY LABELED on my desk (And no, it's not a mess and not piled high.  I deal with stuff and get it out of there promptly).  So where do people put things when I'm not at my desk?  On top of my keyboard, on my chair, on top of the monitor, stuck under the phone, just tossed on the desk on top of whatever I'm working on, ANYWHERE but in the basket!



And where have all my pens gone again?  Is someone eating them around here?