Message #49

[Katie G]

Well, there was the first and only time I tried thigh-hi stockings.  I could feel the elastic "going" in the one leg and was on my way to the bathroom to see what I could do about it, when one of the bossies (not my own) stopped me to ask me a stupid question.  As I was answering I could feel the band s-l-i-d-i-n-g down over my knee.  Well, okay it's a mid-calf length skirt so I'm not in trouble yet.  Then he asks me another question!  And another!  By the time he was done yapping, the stupid stocking was crumpled around my ankle!  He didn't notice, but everybody else in the office did!  So, I tried to salvage my dignity by holding my head high and calmly walking to the bathroom, but instead I TRIPPED over it!  I think it wasMark Twain who wrote, "At this point we will draw the curtain of mercy over the rest of the scene."  



Needless to say, I never wore the damn things again!