I would love to be able to use Adobe Photoshop - my son uses it all the time for his A level Art and designing people's avatars as he is a forum administrator for several sites. It really irks me that he does all these wonderful things. He set me up on my space and put all sorts of backgrounds on it.

I don't really know how to use Publisher either - I design all sorts of posters for social events at work but only ever use Word.