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« on: August 16, 2005, 07:58:00 am » |
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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again
and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN ! ! !
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gee4
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 10:01:56 am » |
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Heard this many moons ago.  G |
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ecogirl
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 10:12:21 am » |
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The money's yours, I did read it again.
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ControlledChaos
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 01:59:36 pm » |
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The money's on it's way - I re-read it twice, once I'd stopped laughing  Valang |
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diamondlady
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 02:24:07 pm » |
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Oooh now that's a real groaner and I owe ya 5.00! Diamondlady Peer Moderator  |
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