Message #32853

[bethalize]

Lol!

Just got this from P45.net

The Face At The Window

It was coming up to Halloween, in the middle of the countryside, and these two lads left the pub after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed: "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down a bit and, scared out of his wits, said: "What do ye want?" The old man softly replied: "Ye got any tobacco?" The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled "Step on it" to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing to each other. The driver said: "I dunno what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're doing 60 now."
All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared. "There he is again!" the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said: "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw his disposable lighter out the window, saying: "Step on it!" They were driving about 80 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
The old man gently replied: "Do ye want some help getting out of the mud?"

Bethalize
Deskdemon Forum Board Staff