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« on: November 03, 2004, 07:26:44 pm » |
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
Sign up early and get a discount on registration
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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gee4
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2004, 09:27:17 am » |
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Great lems - how true!
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Katie G
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2004, 10:41:08 pm » |
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I REALLY had to laugh about the parallel parking class. I was city born and bred. Parallel parking is second nature to me -- it HAS to be, or you're not going anywhere! DH is from an outlying suburb where driveways are the norm. Who parks on a street?
So one night while we were dating, we decided to attend a recital. I was driving. We get to the place and the only parking is on-street. No problem -- I find a space, line up, turn wheel, reverse, etc. etc. DH begins to make "helpful" comments, which I completely ignored as I slid the car into the spot in ONE SHOT.
He looks at me, jaw dropped, and says, "Wow, where did you learn to parallel park?"
"Um, in front of my house?" Where did he think I parked my car every night??
Never had a comment about me driving again!
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kjorg
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2004, 01:13:50 am » |
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way too funny. made my day. I can relate to so many; my husband does quite of few of them....  |
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chris68
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2004, 02:50:58 pm » |
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I can relate to quite a few of those actually. Thanks for the much needed laugh on a Friday.  |
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semaxwell1
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2004, 02:06:27 am » |
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Some of those should apply to the workplace, especially regarding the refrigerator and dishes! LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing That should be a rule in ALL workplaces! Not all employees know how to cleanup after themself.  semaxwell1  |
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