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Author Topic: Rgarding marital bliss  (Read 780 times)
louxpart
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« on: December 07, 2000, 09:00:19 am »

Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:



"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."



Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.



She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:



"Will I be acquitted?"



PS:  I am happily married but I couldn't resist



Judy



 
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northcarolina
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2000, 12:05:59 pm »

     



I LOVE it!  I'm going to have to share that one . . .



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