Man about the House

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The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The
House", by the time he reached home.

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man
of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The  ?*&#@ing funeral director." said his wife.