Apples and Wine

[deedee]

Women are like apples on trees.  The best ones are at the top of the tree.  Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.  Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.  The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.  They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.  Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now men...men are like a fine wine.  They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the cX@p out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[gee4]

Deedee you've just made my Friday!!!!

Xlent!!

G

[hgray]

I echo G's sentiments - that's made my Friday - hilarious  

H.

[diamondlady]

Made my Friday too and I had to send it to a co-worker who was the only male on the list.  Now he had to make a joke of that, but ya know we pick on him something terrible and I told him it was his alter ego I was sending it to not him.  Now, He didn't comment on that so I think I got him good, now he'll probably get even.  

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