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dragonladybug
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« on: August 15, 2001, 08:46:31 am »

If you are not familiar with this theory, the best ever explanation was given by Cliff Clayvin on the sitcom "Cheers," while talking to his buddy, Norm.  Here's how it went.



"Well, you see Norm, it's like this... a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.



In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol - as we all know - kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



 

 
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2001, 09:17:29 am »

   I have to share this with my hubby, he'll love it!  Thanks for sharing!
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