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Judy Loux
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« on: August 31, 2001, 06:43:47 am »





"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

--Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan



"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" --Dr. Tom Cat



"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your

face."

--Ben Williams



"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."

--Edward Abbey



"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." --Unknown



"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

--Unknown



"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." --Christopher Morley



"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

--Josh Billings



"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." --Holbrook Jackson



"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

--Andrew A. Rooney



"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

--Unknown



"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --Mark Twain



"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

--Smiley Blanton



"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck



DDiva



Have a great and safe Labor Day weekend!
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chris68
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2001, 08:42:47 am »

Love this, Thanks!



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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2001, 09:09:54 am »

DDiva,



Dogs are the best! I LOVE dogs and I love your quotes! Thanks for sharing.



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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2001, 02:25:29 pm »

Hee hee hee hee! That was great - and I am a cat lover! Actually I do like dogs too, though--most of them, as long as they don't try to lick my face or bite me!    
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2001, 03:53:44 pm »

DDiva -



I love this. I'm wondering who you get most of the humor you post because I was just reading my email a few minutes ago, and this was sent to me by a friend...it's happened before, too!  I'll read my email and see the joke posted by you!



Wierd!!!  Wonder if we have a mutual email friend?



Have a great weekend everyone!  Be safe!
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