Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Release your inner
child.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpy
C = buttercup
D = gidget
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
J = joliper
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snerkel
T = tulefel
U = dorkey
V = squeezie
W = waliford
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = doodah
B = tata
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = baggio
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = petunia
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = taco
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = tinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
A = head
B = mouth
C = face
D = fuzz
E = tush
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = hiccups
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = honey
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdink
Y = brains
Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
Dorkey Bubblesniffer
Deskdemon Staff 
