Message #51144

[spitfire78]

If he comes into your cube from behind, you could always manage to just be pushing your chair back (HARD) as he steps up behind you.  If you happen to hit some vital body part, so much the better .  Then, while apologizing profusely, you could simply say, "it's really dangerous to stand that close to me.  You might feel more comfortable standing on the other side of my counter."

Oh, I am feeling quite bad today...