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radaro
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« on: August 30, 2001, 07:49:09 am »

    This is sooo true    



I won't do #1 but I have done #3 when my kid got sick at my mom's house over her BEAUTIFUL carpet - nothing hit the floor! GROSS!  And so true about the charities!



Also, even if I hide in the bathroom I can't get any privacy, I have to wait until I get to work!



Also:

Not only do you know the names of all the characters in the Arthur books but you know their parents names too.



You host a fancy dinner party and only pour half cups of coffee so that if anyone spills there is less mess to clean up.



You haven't got enough energy to stay up past 9:00 p.m. but you can leap over the coffee table to save your child from any danger.
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