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Author Topic: Does Flatulence Humor Ever Really Get Old?  (Read 11725 times)
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« on: October 16, 2012, 06:24:31 pm »

OMG!!!  Too funny!!!!   Reminds me of the time we were driving back from SC to AR (8+ hours) with just the two of us... and 2 young teens (our lovely oldest children! pre-youngest two).  DD, DS, hubby and I are all in the car... hot summer in the South, where the humidity doesn't let the air move, so the windows are up, the AC cranked.  We made it about 1-1/2 hours down the road when we heard a small explosion from the back seat... and then the gas cloud hit.  Not bad... crack the sun window and all is better.  DS is grinning like he's up to something.  An hour later... another small gas cloud hits (but no warning sound!)... again, quick open of the sun window and all is better.  Another hour... and my eyes start watering before the smell even gets to me.  I'm gagging... hubby is driving and gagging.... and all we can cry is "DS!!!" who quickly says he didn't do it.  I then accuse dear hubby... who is frantically trying to get the sun window to crack while laughing and crying... and he denies it.  I know I didn't do it... and that foul odor couldn't have come from sweet, little DD.. had to have been from one of the "boys".  They both continued denying while hubby gave up on the sun window and tried to crack the windows... which only circulated the odor back around again and again in the car... humidity doesn't promote air flow through a moving vehicle sometimes and this was one of them!  Then DD burst out laughing hysterically....  my little sweet, innocent, well-mannered daughter had let out the most quiet and deadliest gas bomb of them all!!!  And it lingered with us for HOURS!  We still get a good laugh out of it, anytime we're all in a vehicle together.  She's trying to pass it along to one of her little brothers to get me again with a similar issue... we'll see who wins that battle!  Smiley
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