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whitesatin
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« on: October 24, 2001, 09:16:53 pm » |
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THE TALENTED OCTOPUS
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus
down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a
very talented octopus and it can play any musical instrument
in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him,
calling him an idiot, etc. So he says, "I will bet $50 to
anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play."
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just
rippin' it up. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the
trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his
$50.
Then another man walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down
and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it
down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can't you
play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to
sleep with it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
WhiteSatin
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whitesatin
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2001, 05:39:39 am » |
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Tee! Hee! Hee! At LEAST I thought it was funny too. Now we know that there are two of us!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! WhiteSatin Edited by whitesatin on 25/10/01 05:42 AM. |
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Katie G
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2001, 01:22:38 pm » |
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Hee, hee! I should forward that to an uncle of mine who plays the bagpipes! (Really!)
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chris68
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2001, 01:55:04 pm » |
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Love this, thanks for sharing, needed a laugh this week.
Chris68
TAA Staff
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