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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 mins.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual Harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? £3.99 a minute.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
How do men sort their laundry?
Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
What is the difference between a battery and a man?
A battery has a positive side.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his intelligence?
Divorced.
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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