Lost in the Darndest Place

[chevygirl55]

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has been broken into.  She is hysterical as she explains her situation
to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the
brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.  The dispatcher said,
"Stay calm.  An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer
radios in.  "Disregard." He says.  "She got in the back-seat by mistake."