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Author Topic: Nigella Lawson vs. Real Women  (Read 2026 times)
duque
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« on: February 05, 2009, 09:36:39 am »

 1. Nigella's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

2. Nigella's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

3. Nigella's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tesco sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

4. Nigella's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice..
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

5. Nigella's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

6. Nigella's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it into a big glass of vodka : Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care!

7. Nigella's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

8. Nigella's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
Left over wine?Huh Helllloooo!!

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gee4
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 09:54:34 am »

Anything to make life easier!
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JessW
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 12:55:07 pm »

Isn't No. 8 a bit like a new years resolution I read somewhere - start of a new year, finish anything left over, i.e. bottles of wine, spirit, boxes of chocolate, valium etc?

You oculd also add:

9. Nigella's way of cooking up a treat during the recession
   "Dad, can you drop the interest rate again, please?"

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 12:21:03 pm »

This very funny!  Thanks for the post.  I needed the chuckles today.  Is Nigella the UK version of US Martha Stewart?

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 12:35:58 pm »

Forgot to add that I agree with #6!  Bring on the vodka!  LOL!

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 05:21:37 pm »

I LIKE nÂș 9 :-)

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 01:39:49 pm »

Hang about - who told the Bank of England! (clue is that interest rates were dropped to 1% on Friday!)!!!

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