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chevygirl55
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« on: October 13, 2005, 01:06:44 pm » |
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM,...OR COULD HE???
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, ! "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SO-AND-SO ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
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officeguru
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 06:31:47 pm » |
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Too funny!! I have to forward this one... heheheh
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antwendell
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2005, 01:13:41 pm » |
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I once had scheduled my yearly physical exam with a new doctor in the medical practice - Dr. Keith Miller. I went to high school with a Keith Miller but figured it can't be the same one - there must be more than one Keith Miller. WRONG! I politely declined having my pap smear performed by my former classmate and I've always made sure since then that I'm scheduled with a different doctor in the practice.
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Katie G
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2005, 05:45:30 pm » |
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Oh my goodness! THAT has to set a new standard for awkward!
*shudder!*
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