YES, SIR I AM READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Judy Loux]

Take all American women

who are +/- 5 years of menopause.

Train us for a few weeks,

outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades,

gas masks, Prozac, hormones, SPAM, etc.

Drop us (parachuted, preferably)

across the landscape of Afghanistan,

and let us do what comes naturally.



Think about it.



Our anger quotient alone,

even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough  to make even men in turbans tremble.



We have had our children, we would  gladly die/suffer to protect them and their future.   We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.



And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning;  therefore, we have nothing to lose.



Let us go and fight.

The Taliban hate women.



Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes all through their godforsaken terrain.



I'm going to write my Congresswoman.

You should, too.



Tee Hee!!  DDiva

[radaro]

Yeah, and when we win, you can bet the burkas will go BYE BYE!

[dragonladybug]

Oh yeah - the Taliban's worst nightmare.  Menopausal females with guns!!!!  I love it - we'd be much better than men of any age.    

[juspeachy]

I thought that's who made up our "Special Forces."  



JusPeachy

[ozbound]

Hee hee!

Someone was sending around an e-mail with the perfect suggestion for what to do with Bin Laden. You see, killing him would only make him a martyr and if we imprisoned him then they'd take hostages until he was released. So instead, let's have Special Forces capture him, knock him out and send him to hospital for a complete sex-change operation. Then send him back to the Taliban to live as a woman for the rest of his natural life!        

[juspeachy]

OH YEAH!  Best suggestion of all!



JusPeachy

[radaro]

I bet he lasts less than a week as a woman.  



First day out, Ms. Bin Laden leaves the house unaccompanies by a male relative and is beaten severely.  A day or two later, s/he dies of her/his wounds since Ms. Bin Laden can't be treated by a male doctor and there are no female doctors left.  



POETIC JUSTICE. (and I'm not normally a vengeful person but these are special circumstances).

[chris68]

I like the way you think RadarO!



Chris68

[whitesatin]

What a lovely idea, and we can change his name from Osama to YoMaMa!  



WS  

[countrigal]

   I like the idea, and I like the name change.