You Know You've Had Enough Time On The Computer

[Judy Loux]

 1. A friend calls and says, "How are you?  Your phones

    have been busy for a year!"



 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.



 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."



 4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said

    YOU'VE GOT MAIL.



 5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3

    days and 45 minutes.



 6. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.



 7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have

    AOL in your car.



 8. Tech support calls YOU for help.



 9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can

    "hang out."



10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.



11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen  

      name on it.



12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of

      laughing.



13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you

      said.



14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to

      sleep.



15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are

      sending an instant message to.



16. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you

    had your ignore button handy.



17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being

      online for a while.



18. "Where did the time go?"



19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special

      person to sign on.



20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting

     your coffee.



I'm guilty of #20.

DDiva

[whitesatin]

I plead guilty to #14.



WS    

[chris68]

12, 14, 15 & 20 for me though I don't drink coffee so it's tea for me.    too many of them sound familiar!



Too cute!        



Chris68

[elleny]

1, 2, 3, 4..... oh alright!  You caught me.  I'm addicted  

[ozbound]

DEFINITELY 16, 17, 18 and 20 (gotta do something while I'm waiting for my coffee to brew)!  

[neon0811]

Hi - I had times like this - luckily, got out of there. Due to expenses. Living in Europe makes Internet a little more expensiv. But the prices are tumbling down... and they start offering flatrates. So I can join you soon again!



I do know how it feels - and a very close friend of mine is just like it.

Really good! Reminded me of good old times.

 

[radaro]

I'm working on budgets so...



You know you've had enough time on the computer when your eyes dry out!

[donnap99]

17!!!