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Sunflower
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« on: June 29, 2012, 09:34:33 am »
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"Amen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
 
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2012, 02:49:43 pm »
LOL

Think I may use some of these!  Cheesy
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Jackie G
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2012, 05:18:47 pm »
brilliant!
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 06:43:42 pm »
Love it, thanks for the needed laugh today...
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