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countrigal
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« on: July 27, 2001, 02:00:33 pm » |
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I was in the mood for humor so here's what I've found in my inbox...
Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, he tried to do his best. We all know Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little.
OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but, OMELETTE this one go this time.
AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today, so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.
KENYA - I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?"
DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. (HA!)
DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
NACHOS - Thoze my shoes, NACHOS.
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