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kohinoor
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« on: April 04, 2001, 07:42:14 am »

Here is something I just read in the german Forum. I hope my translation is o.k.





You know you are overweight if you are relaxing at the beach and somebody from Greenpeace comes along and roll you back into the sea.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2001, 08:29:33 am »

*chuckling*



I believe the translation is dead on, KohiNoor!  



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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2001, 07:44:41 am »

I can only agree - your translation is quite right. Do you know why I do not get close to the see?



Thx for reminding me! It makes me feel better, cause it gives me the feeling that I have some soulmates.



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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2001, 11:11:32 am »

You know you are overweight when...



A customer asks you, "When's your due date?" and you are NOT pregnant.
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2001, 11:42:09 am »

Ouch!        
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2001, 12:22:53 am »

Ouch!!!  I resemble those remarks!  
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2001, 01:46:43 pm »

Boss took me out for lunch today and insisted I have dessert (okay, I'm weak and I let him talk me into it.  "No, I really shouldn't"  "Hey, you gotta have dessert"  "Well...okay" good thing I'm not a spy, can you imagine the information they could get out of me by showing me a little cheesecake)



Good think I wore the slacks with the elastic waistband!
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2001, 07:49:13 pm »

Boy do I hear that!  I've been asked due dates before, unfortunately.  I'm losing, but with over 100 lbs to lose it doesn't happen quickly.  



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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2001, 11:08:26 am »

Yes, love those elastic waist bands!
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2001, 11:24:29 am »

The only problem is; the next day you have to wear "real" clothes and they don't fit so well!
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2001, 08:12:51 am »

You know, I think I've come across the best fashion MUST HAVE of the century:



MATERNITY JEANS!!!



Just something about being able to eat whatever ya want... and NOT have to unbutton your pants    
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