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« on: January 17, 2001, 03:14:40 pm » |
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One.
YES ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did by some miracle, find the lightbulbs TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they
dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE DAMN LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER TAKES OUT THE TRASH!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS. AND WHY EVEN BOTHER CHANGING LIGHT BULBS WHEN EVERYONE WILL JUST WALK OFF AND LEAVE EVERY LIGHT
ON IN THE HOUSE. AS IF MONEY GROWS ON TREES EVEN THOUGH I WORK LIKE A DOG TO PAY ELECTRIC BILLS TO LIGHT ROOMS WITH NO ONE EVEN IN THEM!!
That's how many.
It sounds JUST like me when I go off on a tangent!
nc
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ozbound
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2001, 01:44:38 am » |
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Yep, sounds like one of my tirades alright!
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fullmoongoddess
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2001, 01:51:36 am » |
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OK, which one of you has been recording my house?!! hehe
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elleny
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2001, 03:25:43 pm » |
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My husband caught me reading this at lunch and said, "THAT'S YOU!! 0H MY GOD, YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHER'S LIKE THAT?" and suddenly disapered for lunch.
Ellen (withing it would stop raining) in TX
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northcarolina
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2001, 10:52:00 am » |
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Elleny - how funny! I'll have to show my husband your post - he's convinced that I'm the only one!
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njadmin
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2001, 11:08:47 am » |
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This was me last night but it was over the dishes and the clothes on the floor. In fact, I went crazy over it this morning too!! Thank goodness I am not alone.
Susan
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jlkee
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2001, 11:13:15 am » |
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This also applies to changing the toilet paper roll and leaving just a corner of juice in the carton!
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