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« on: December 07, 2000, 05:37:22 pm » |
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>If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
>Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
>What do chickens think we taste like?
>What do people in China call their good plates?
>What do you call a male ladybug?
>What hair color do they put on the driver's licens of a bald man?
>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
>Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
>Why are there flotation devices in the seat of planes instead of parachutes?
>Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
>Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
>How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
>If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
>Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
>If a firefighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
>If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
>If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn on your lights, what happens?
>Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
>Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
>What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
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Katie G
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2000, 10:10:10 am » |
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Now I have a headache!
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chris68
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2000, 12:45:29 pm » |
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Needed a good laugh.
Chris68
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yankeestarbuck
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2000, 02:00:00 pm » |
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I've read most of those before and I still laughed.
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