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« on: May 10, 2002, 08:33:02 pm » |
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The post on eschew made me think of my favorite bumper sticker... "YOU! Outta the gene pool!" DonnaP99 |
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2002, 08:56:52 pm » |
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Beware! Woman driver, Armed! (with a picture of lipstick and a handgun)...
Quickly followed by: Protected by Smith and Wesson
CountriGal
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mlm668
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2002, 10:48:33 pm » |
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I must be warped. My favorite is the one that says "My kid beat up your Honor Roll Student". I'm very proud of my children when they make honor roll, but I'm not one to sing their praises to the world. I don't care what the world thinks, what matters is that they know they did well and feel good about it. Michelle  |
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blufire21
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2002, 02:29:09 pm » |
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My favorite was "The ratio of hand guns to citizens in TX 3 to 1" underneath that was a hand made sticker that said " If you can read the above, then you're drive'n 2 close". Needless to say my husband (who loves to tail gate) immediately backed off after I read that one out loud.
Ellen (I wonder who gets to sit on a mountain and make these up) in TX
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ozbound
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2002, 05:11:34 pm » |
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You know those "fish" people have on their cars--the original was the Christian "IXOYE" fish and that spawned a sort of "battle of the fishes"--Darwin/evolve, Jesus ate Darwin, Darwin ate Jesus, my fish beat up your fish--it's getting a bit ridiculous, really. So it cracked me up one day when I saw one that said "'N' Chips" in it!  If I knew where to find one of those, I would have one myself. |
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Katie G
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2002, 02:27:19 pm » |
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Too many clowns, not enough circuses.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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mathwhizchick
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2002, 05:37:47 pm » |
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Not really a bumper sticker (yet, anyway), but funny nonetheless: "Sometimes we lose sight of life’s little pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and smack the idiot upside the head."  |
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blufire21
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2002, 06:30:25 pm » |
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I actually have this taped on my office door. Hanging of the doorknob is a helmet and the words "Enter at your own risk"
Ellen (I've smacked someone so hard I've actually broken my hand) in TX
PS. It was my DH I smacked.
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dragonladybug
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2002, 07:11:35 pm » |
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My favorite is "It's a damn shame stupidity isn't painful". My husband's fav for years has been "I Love Cats - they taste just like chicken". DLB / Debra |
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etietjen
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2002, 02:59:05 pm » |
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one of my favorites is:
My other car is a broom
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Katie G
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It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a small poster being sold at the Pennsylvania Rennaissance Faire: It showed a dragon leaning against a tree with pieces of armor scattered around him and picking his teeth with a lance. The caption was "Sometimes the dragon wins!"
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bethanial
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That reminds me of another dragon-related bumper sticker:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with catsup.
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countrigal
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I like those... Wonder where I can come up with one?  The only stickers of any kind to be put on a vehicle that I drive are the two on the back window of my explorer, which simply read: Cowgirl Up. For me, that says it all and I love them (and my hubby for getting them for me). But I see bumper stickers all the time that are just too perfect not to at least wish for. CountriGal
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cascholzen
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"Don't make me get my flying monkeys!"
Earth is full. Go Home.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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ohhh Flying Monkeys! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Im putting that one on my wall riiiiiight now! Thanks for sharing!
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