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kittie
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« on: May 31, 2002, 05:26:37 pm » |
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Secretaries and Admins everywhere will be rushing out to buy the latest breakthrough in office technology. Whizzo Technologies Ltd presents The KrystalballTM allows you to second guess your bosses and colleagues every thought, movement and idea allowing you to be one step ahead at all times.
No longer will you throw that pile of papers away that your bossie has marked “Please trash”, as the KrystalballTM will sparkle and alert you to the fact that in 2 weeks time bossie will demand that you find these “vitally important” papers.
The KrystalballTM will also allow you to manage your own social diary with no complicated double-bookings. See it shimmer to let you know that you shouldn’t book that all important girls night out next Friday, as bossie will be in a last minute rush to meet a report deadline she/he was given 3 months ago and will expect you to stay faithfully at your desk until 9pm!
The KrystalballTM will also chime to let you know that bossie is about to double book an appointment next week, allowing you to amend the diary that you keep to ensure the doublebooking never happens!
Yes, it’s the gadget that every office professional can’t live without.
I wished!!!
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countrigal
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2002, 05:33:53 pm » |
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 And the first time they actually get one of these, we all will will be running out to get them. Thanks for sharing!  CountriGal
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mlm668
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2002, 06:06:55 pm » |
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Just my luck that bossie walked past my desk as I busted out laughing.  . But with an office full to support, it sure would be nice to have something like that. Then I would know that bossie's 2 & 4 decided to go look at jobsites instead of wondering where they are for half a day. Michelle  |
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radaro
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2002, 06:58:17 pm » |
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Can I order 3?
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chris68
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2002, 07:16:31 pm » |
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I would love 2 one for bossie and one for DH! You gotta luv it! Chris68
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superninjaadmin
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2002, 08:25:48 pm » |
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OK......I need one of those KrystalballTM thingys!
SNA
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donnap99
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2002, 08:46:39 pm » |
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Me me!!! My boss walked in at the same time, too! hehe  DonnaP99 |
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blufire21
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2002, 08:50:39 pm » |
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I'll take 2. One for me and one for the CEO's Admin.
Ellen (yea, I broke my old fashion one yesterday) in TX
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ozbound
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Boy, I wish I could give my office mate one of those things for her birthday! She'd be delighted for sure! |
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kittie
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If only I could patent my invention!
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patphi
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I want one - no 2 - maybe 3.
With supporting a staff of 7 plus a 2 Sr. VPs, I sure could use this.
Also, I need to have a microchip inserted in bossie's backside so he leaves one of those impromtu meetings and gets to the scheduled on time. My telepathy is totally worn out.
Patp in Orlando
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fireproof
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I have actually informed people that what they are expecting of me goes well beyond me simply knowing what I'm doing; and requires me to use my psychic ablilities to accomplish.
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radaro
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I used to work as a bank teller. People would come in to exchange US/Canadian money and ask me if I knew what the rate would be tomorrow. I would always tell them that my crystal ball was broken but I wanted to really say is, "If I knew the answer to that, do you think I would be working at this crappy job?!"
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