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chikky
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« on: February 13, 2003, 01:33:54 am » |
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This was sent to me from a good friend who is a transplanted New Englander now living in Texas for the last 15 years. This may need translation for our UK brother and sisters, but those from Texas enjoy:
Texas woman appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable,Texas twang.
Texas women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank-you"
Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."
Texas women know their summer weather report:
Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades
Texas women know their three R's:
$$$$$$$ Rich
$$$$$$$$$ Richer
$$$$$$$$$$$ Richest
Texas women know their vacation spots:
Colorado
Las Vegas
any place that has a/c
Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Adorable sandals
Texas women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Texas women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Texas women know their country breakfasts:
Fried eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Texas women know their p's &q's
"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines
"P"unch to "Quench" the thirst
Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm: Dallas Austin
San Antone (That's San Antonio for out-of-staters)
Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in Wranglers.
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Texas girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club
Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some girls who were raised
in Texas or wish they had been. If you're a male, you hug that Texas
woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man" 3 times out loud. If you're a
transplant,
FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could!
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blufire21
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2003, 03:35:49 pm » |
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Why thank ya Dahlin'. I do 'preciate such a sweet post. Now if ya'll excuse me, I'm off to eat my fried eggs and biscuits (with sawmill gravy).
Ellen in TX
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raindance
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2003, 11:42:15 pm » |
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This is too funny. I emailed it to one of my best friends, who is based in Houston. She thought it was brill and has passed it onto all her girlfriends.
Thank you.
Raindance
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blufire21
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2003, 12:10:17 am » |
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I sent it to my 'Aint' as she's a tru Suth'n Belle and she loved it. She actually called my Grandmother and read it aloud to her. Good job on this one!
Ellen in TX
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2003, 11:17:41 pm » |
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I don't live in Texas but close by (Oklahoma). It's very funny and VERY true. Thanks for sharing.
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