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« on: November 08, 2004, 03:43:48 pm » |
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1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
And finally, specifically for the men............
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
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dedlered
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2004, 06:54:32 pm » |
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Great questions, but where are 11 and 13?
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ControlledChaos
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2004, 10:10:34 am » |
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I never noticed, hubby sent this to me and I just copied it and pasted it. Now I know why the finances never balance - he can't count!
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semaxwell1
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2004, 02:12:17 am » |
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#8 is a mystery to me, too.  semaxwell1  |
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